How many women have you slept with

WIFE: Sweety, how many women have you slept with after we got married?
HUSBAND: (quiet)
WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question !
HUSBAND: (Quiet)
WIFE: (15 minutes later)Are you afraid to tell me the truth?
HUSBAND: Will you just shut up and let me finish counting!!!

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