UK Husband and wife in zim

Husband in UK calls wife in Zim
Husband: Where are you?
Wife : At home love.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband : Turn on the food mixer.
Wife : (turns food mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Husband: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day......
Suspicious Husband: Where are you?
Wife: At home love.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife : Yes.
Husband: Turn on the food mixer.
Wife: (turns food mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Husband: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to call on his son's fone and he asks him, "Son, where is your mother?"
Son: "I don't know, she went out with the food mixer...

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