Pregnant woman delivering
A pregnant woman was delivering but the baby find it
difficult to come out, but d nurses as usual yelled *PUSH..!!!
BUT*no sign of the baby coming forth.
After 10munites later, the baby's head came out and asked?
Baby = is this Zimbabwe ?
Nurse = yes!!!
Baby = is Mugabe still on power ?
Nurse = yes!!!
Baby = is Dzamara still missing?
Nurse = yes!!!
Baby = what about 15billion?
Nurse = missing
Baby = should i come out?
Nurse = yes!!
Baby = u must b joking!!!
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