Husband using a vibrator
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic,
"You impotent bastard" How could you lie to me all these years?
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
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