Buying mbanje from Patson

Teacher: what do u do after school.

1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Patson.
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Patson
3rd student: I pass by Patson's place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what's ur name again?
4th student: Patson.

Changa chasvika here

Related jokes

  • Mafreezits e5cents
    All Jokes

    Did you know? That buying 2 mafreezits e5 cents makes more sense than buying 1 re10 cents? Freezit re5 cents is 100ml wh...

  • Mbiri yezvihuta
    All Jokes

    !!!!!!!Pane angaitawo ruzivo kuti chii chakapedza mbiri yezvihuta,,,, !!!!! Ko vakadya vakazopora here? ...

  • Passing through Chicken inn
    All Jokes

    Every time I pass through nepaChicken inn or Chicken slice ndoputirwa nekaAroma kenyama iya,musoro mangu munobva matanga...

+-
Google
Pinterest
Linkedin