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• Abusive relationships

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  I have advice for women in abusive relationships.... -Ukarohwa nemurume kekutanga Chema! -Ukarohwa kechipiri Namata! -Uk...

• Darling, how much do you love me

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  wife:- Darling, how much do you love me ???? Husband:- 83.5% Wife:- Huh, why it's not 100% ???? Husband :- 16.5% VAT is ...

• Buying mbanje from Patson

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  Teacher: what do u do after school. 1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Patson. 2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes ...

• Mafreezits e5cents

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  Did you know? That buying 2 mafreezits e5 cents makes more sense than buying 1 re10 cents? Freezit re5 cents is 100ml wh...

• Mbiri yezvihuta

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  !!!!!!!Pane angaitawo ruzivo kuti chii chakapedza mbiri yezvihuta,,,, !!!!! Ko vakadya vakazopora here? ...

• Passing through Chicken inn

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  Every time I pass through nepaChicken inn or Chicken slice ndoputirwa nekaAroma kenyama iya,musoro mangu munobva matanga...

• Obama going on stage

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  Obama usually likes to go on stage with his wife and kids, imagine president Zuma doing the same it will be like Joyous ...

• Two ganja boys

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  I saw two ganja boys stealing my neighbour's clothes on a washing line Then i suddenly asked Boys what are you doing The...

• Education key to success

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  When we were growing up they used to tell us that education is the key

• A woman is like a swimming pool

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  A woman is like a swimming pool... Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you, who will swim ...

• Jesus is coming

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  Chingoti JESUS IS COMING SOON uone hakuna kana anoita hanya nazvo. But kungoti BOND NOTE IS COMING vanhu vanoita mudumbu...

• Sure mhamha

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  Ndatumirwa WhatsApp na ambuya (mai vemkadzi) hanzi "Mugare zvakanaka mukwasha" Ndapindura "sure mhamha," Vakabva vati "s...