True Zimbabweans
*How to know a true Zimbabwean*
1: When making a call their finger is always on the end button, ready to cut the call.
2: Always check the airtime balance after each call.
3: After cooking they always put the used cooking oil back in the bottle or cup for future use.
4: Empty coffee tins are used for storing sugar & salt.
5: When they boil milk they add water to increase its volume,
6: Empty mazoe & sobo bottles are used for storing water in the fridge.
7: No matter how cheap something is they will always ask for the price to be reduced.
8: If the bus conductor forgets to collect the bus fare they will also keep quiet till they get off.
9: When they buy mineral water they will not throw away the empty bottle instead they will just refill it with tap water.
Send this to all true Zimbabweans
*Viva zimbo viva*
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