Lions wedding
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding . Every animal stood at distance and wished the lion well!
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to congratulate the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare you come on the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining its distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to the response the lion fainted!! What could have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I myself was a
lion before marriage!!!"
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