New FA Man United rules
The FA has released new rules to protect Manchester United
from relegation.
1. Man U will be allowed to field 13 players
during home games and 15 during away games.
2. If they win 2 consecutive corners kicks they
will be awarded a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal..
Including off target shots.
4. If a man u player is fouled, that's a straight
penalty regardless of the position.
5. They will be allowed to make 13 substitutions.
6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match
won, 4 points for a draw n 2 points if they lose.
7. Any attempt to tackle or mark Pogba and/or Ibra will result to a penalty.
9. Finally Jose Mourhino will be allowed to instruct
the players inside the pitch as the match is
ongoing...
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