Ndiri nani zvangu
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Ndango svika mumba me girlfriend yangu ndichangobva kugara pachair, tanzwa knock padoor, zvikanzi nechimoko pinda musaga, pinda musaga chopas. Saga ranga riri paside pemubhedha. Ndichingopedza kuzvirongedza musaga, chimoko chavhura door muchinda achibva apinda, nyaya dzakatanga kutaurwa dzakaita kuti ndiite doubt kuti murume wake, ndikati ichi ndechimwe chikomba chete. Ndakufunga kuda kubuda musaga muye. Door rakabva ravhurwa, samusha ndiye pindikiti. Chimwe chikomba chakagara pachair, ini ndiri musaga. Ndakanzwa chimoko chaakuti, "Daddy, ava ndiBaba vanotengesa madhumbe saka ndavaudza kuti nhasi handina mari vanozodzoka next week. Saka apa vanga vachitokumbira zvavo mvura vakutobuda."
Pakamboita karunyararo. Ndokubva ndazonzwa chimoko chiya choti kune chimwe chikomba chiya, "Mukwasha ndokuonai next week. Takurai zvenyu saga renyu muende".
Muface aka ndikanda pafudzi tafamba tafamba ndokubva ndonzwa mufesi uya aakuti, "Nyaya yedu yechihure iyi. Ndaakungotakuriswa zvandisingazive!"
Iniwo ndokubva ndapindura ndikati, "At least uri kuona kwauri kuenda, ko ini ndiri musaga
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