Get me a lion

Daddy. Happy birthday sweetie.
Wife. Muri kundiitirei dadie.
Daddy. Chero chawada xaa.
Wife. Ndr kuda nyama yeShumba yamunenge mauraya.
Daddy. Swt taura zvinoita xaa.
Wife. Kana mwana wayo ari mupenyu.
Daddy. Honey taura zvimwe.
Wife. Ok ndipe foni yako ndiswere nayo ndichiverenga nekutaura nevanhu vamuno chat navo.
Daddy. Aaaaa

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